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good old zim
A ZIMBABWEAN DOCTOR
An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking
for
work in six weeks."
A British doctor says: "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that
we
can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them
both
looking for work in two weeks."
A Zimbabwean doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way
behind,
we
just took a man with no brain - made him President, and now the whole
country is looking for work.
That's quite funny... There's an Italian version of this joke in which the brain donor is Berlusconi of course:-)
very good!
very good!